Sandeep Robert Datta

Brief Personal Statement:

Call me Bob. Only my mom calls me Sandeep. And, while you're at it, get a haircut! You hippies have been tresspassing on my property ever since they repealed prohibition, and, dammit, I've had enough. Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you. You don't like it???? Well, eat my grits!!! Oooohhh. That was strenuous. I'm cold, and my chest hurts.

Research:

After rotating in the Greenberg lab for nearly two years, I am proud and honored to say that I have the highest money spent/reagents made ratio in the laboratory. Currently, my research interests are focused on

---antibody purchases
---retrophoresis techniques and gel management
---collaboration with competitors of Teutonic descent whose data directly contradict my own
---high school diploma

In addition, I am writing a masters thesis entitled Leewenhouk Revisited: the Spontaneous Generation of Bacterial Flora in Sterile Cell Culture Dishes. I expect to get thrown out of the laboratory, er...I mean graduate, after completing a doctoral thesis on the molecular mechanisms of neuronal death, a subject of personal interest to me. If you catch my drift.

How to contact:

email: Bob Datta <sdatta@student.med.harvard.edu>

Phone/Fax/Postal Address

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